Katie: I don’t even know why I was asking a podiatrist about a baby anyway.
Reid: I look like a podiatrist?
Katie: You look like you have your foot up your — Jacob, it’s fine. I’ll find you a real doctor.
Reid: Wait. Hold on. I’ll — look at your baby. You walk out with him screaming like that, he’s going to be labeled a menace to society before he cuts his first tooth.

— Katie and Reid