Henry: Well, you’d be a mess. And if you were Katie, then that would mean long crying, hysterical jags to like 3:00 A.M., and inappropriate laughter and sudden mood swings and rage and then smashing the dishes, which scares the beejeebees out of the baby. But you being a world-famous brain surgeon, I’m sure you can handle all that. Cutting into noggins all day, so you must have nerves of steel, which you are going to need.
Reid: I sleep with earplugs.

— Henry and Reid