Henry: Okay, I tried. I really tried. I gave the guy a chance. I did. But I don’t trust him. I don’t care if he did go to Hah-vard. I really don’t. The guy is sleazy. He is sleazy, and you don’t need sleaze right now. I will find you a roommate, Katie, all right? A female, preferably a nun.
Katie: Could you be more over-the-top?
Henry: W — why, ’cause I don’t want you living with a serial killer?

— Henry and Katie