2.08pm EDT Finally! I’m here. And watching. Not easy. BRB. I am staying with my newly moved, retired parents. They’ve been in their house now for almost 2 weeks and they still have no phone and no internet service! Arghhh! So it took awhile to ditch the kids and get to the library where I […]
Hey! If you’re not gonna let me out of here, can you at least give me an extra blanket? My backside is freezing! Quarantine my frozen tundra. And find that quack Reid Oliver, okay? Tell him he can’t do this to me! [Henry grunts] Tell him I’m going to take his butt to the AMA, and the CIA, and the — the AARP, the ASPCA! He’s history, do you hear me? He is history!